If Santa comes down my chimney, could I get pregnant?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
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    Only if you are upsidedown when he enters your 'abode'

    • Ellen McFelon
      Lv 4
      1 month agoReport

      But I just wanted to be friends !! Oh dear. Oh my *checks the chimney stirrups are tight enough for safety* Oh my. Oh heavens...

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  • 1 month ago

    Only if he strokes your fuzzy bunny. 

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I'm pretty sure Santa would have to empty his sack while coming down your chimney for that to happen

  • 1 month ago

    Given how many million chimneys Santa will have come down before yours, pregnancy should be the least of your worries.

    • Ellen McFelon
      Lv 4
      1 month agoReport

      So..he wont have any 'presents' left to give by the time he gets here? Oh dear. :(

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  • martin
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    No he is holding  back for Mrs Claus ,she looks forward  to her xmas  bonus 

    • Ellen McFelon
      Lv 4
      1 month agoReport

      Poor Mrs Claus, getting ignored all year, having to resort to doing unthinkable things with whole gangs of horny elves *ponders that thought* u;m, what was I saying?

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes,your baby will have soot on it.

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    • Big Kahuna
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Yes,I remember the show.I didn't mean to infer a black baby.just that Santa has soot on him.har Regards,BK.

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  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Nope............

  • 1 month ago

    he would have to come up your chimney...........

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