Jokes & Riddles: Have you ever seen a house fly?

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  • 1 month ago
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    No,but you can make a lot of money flipping houses.I'd pay to see that,myself.

  • anand
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    Yes. I have rent out one.

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  • 1 month ago

    No, but, I've seen a housefly.

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  • 1 month ago

    Just that one time........after the gas explosion. 

    That thing really got some lift! 

    • Patrick
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      1 month agoReport

      Off to see the Wizard....

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  • 1 month ago

    yes in a tornado.............

    • Patrick
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      1 month agoReport

      To Oz?
      To Oz!

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  • 1 month ago

    In the olde days I saw a station waggin'

    • Patrick
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      1 month agoReport

      Greyhound station....?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    No, but I know its' chimney flue.

    • Patrick
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      1 month agoReport

      No flue shot....?

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  • 1 month ago

    Well, um, maybe.  *fidgets nervously, starting to sweat* Alright! Alright! I saw a hous e fly!  *CRIES*  (It was doing loop dee loops!)

  • 1 month ago

    Yes, in the Wizard of Oz. 

  • 1 month ago

    Always remember not to drink the blue bottle.

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Right....

      Stick with the absinthe....

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