RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 months ago

Do all sheep look the same by shear coincidence?

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  • 2 months ago
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    No, not if you are an expert. I can always tell the difference as I am a shepherd spy.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Oh I dont know. There's one in the pasture behind thuh trailer here, she's kinda cute!  *pulls on waders* (What? I'm goin' fly fishin' What'd ya think they wuz fer?)

    *goes off, pole in hand*

  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    What matters more to me is I don't like lamb chops or roast leg of lamb...

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Me neither.

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  • Pronk
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    2 months ago

    That’s not wut the black sheep herd,RR..

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      What a crook!

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  • 3 months ago

    Yes,but ask a Scottish shepherd and he will pick you out a pretty one.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Or maybe the second prettiest one...

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  • 3 months ago

    Maybe, but my dog has fleece and looks a bit sheepish.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Did you pull the wool over his eyes?

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  • 3 months ago

    Well yes, when the flock together they do. 

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      TU! What a bunch of flockers!

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  • There are 2.000 sheep where I live, and only 200 humans.

    I recognise more sheep (ie the troublemakers) than I do humans.

    They look at you and say baaa - the sheep that is, not the humans.

  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Boom boom!

    An Australian shearer was in New Zealand looking for work. 

    He approached a farmer and asked if he had any Sheep he could shear. 

    The farmer looked around at his flock, then turned back and said, 

    'I'm not shearing any of these prutty ones with you!' 

  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Well some sheep are blue and some sheep are red, but all have the same shepard

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