When you retire, will you be even lazier than you are now?

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  • 3 months ago
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    The only way I could be lazier than I am now is to die.

    • Carol
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      3 months agoReport

      I bet nothing wolud make you roll over in your grave either!

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Yes because i dont have a job lol

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  • 3 months ago

    Lazy?????  Carol......I run a vineyard.........the word lazy, never comes into  it around here...........

    my laziest day, is only getting 20 things done on my list of 100 things to do today. 

    When I want to be REALLY  lazy.......I spend time on Yahoo getting my damn stalker here, suspended.  That's about the easiest thing I do. 

    Yeah, I am talking to you,  Mutt-breath......

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  • 3 months ago

    NO,it's time to retire,now,but I might get retreads.

    • martin
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      3 months agoReport

      @ BK you can always play Farkle Carol recommend it to me T/U

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  • Pronk
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    3 months ago

    Yes..

    I plan on overthrowing the Wizard,conquering the Emerald City,

    & enslaving hundreds of munchkins to cut my grass,shovel my snow,

    and fill my jockstraps with glitter.

    • Carol
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      3 months agoReport

      It's good to plan ahead like that. And it keeps the Munchkins busy.

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Yes, because i'm not really that lazy right now but I will be when I retire

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  • martin
    Lv 5
    3 months ago

    I am retired, that's why i am on here, like the other 95% of users

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    • Carol
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      2 months agoReport

      @Martin. A fun dice game you can play on your computer. You sholud be able to find it online.

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Retiring should be like being a kid again, when ur only responsibility was to eat cereal, watch cartoons & play.  But in reality, unless you have a maid, butler & chauffeur, there will be no "mommy" handling all the adult stuff FOR you, so you'll have to bill-pay, clean, shop, cook, and have diarrhea (because you're not good at those duties). And then you'll has to get some nice calming pills from the doctor, or the kid on the corner. yea.

      

    • Carol
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      3 months agoReport

      Very true! Retirement can suck.

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  • 3 months ago

    No, I could never be lazing around Carol.

    • Carol
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      3 months agoReport

      You might be when you're old.

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    I tried to retire at 53. I couldn't stand it. I got a job with my state

    • Carol
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      3 months agoReport

      I thought about a job for extra money, but I'm terminally lazy. 

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