Military vets, do you know any crazy military spouse stories?

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  • Kieth
    Lv 7
    8 months ago
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    I knew a guy at Subic Bay, who had a Honda motorcycle that he customized. He had a piece of radiator hose that he plugged one end with a two inch bolt which he had up against the engine block. It ran up under the seat where he cut out a spot in the bottom, and took out some padding. The hose ran up against the seat cover behind where he sat, right where someone sitting on the seat behind him would be. Whenever he gave one of the wives a ride to the market, he said he could feel their nipples harden up against his back.

  • 8 months ago

    Yes. A bunch of pilots were assigned to the secret Tonopah Test Range. They were flying the F117. Their wives did not really know what they were doing other than they were at a test site. Then Iraq invaded Kuwait and we had to go to war. They were some of the first deployed. Their wives went to the commander down at Nellis AFB upset that their husbands were first sent to war from a test site. He told them it was not a test site, it was operational and now they have to do what they were trained to do and to stop whining.

  • 8 months ago

    We used to joke about the wife of an OC we had (who was a really nice guy), who would introduce herself as "Mrs. Major."  She always brought up her husband's rank, but, he never did.  He got along with all rank, and was not a bossy boss at all.  His wife, on the other hand.......

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