Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthDiseases & ConditionsInfectious Diseases · 2 months ago

What would happen if I walked into a chemist and asked the pharmacist if they had anything for Coronavirus?

17 Answers

Relevance
  • 2 months ago

    How, exactly, would you "walk into a chemist"?  Do you know human beings with doors or that you can otherwise occupy?

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 2 months ago

    They would slap you across the jaw with their massive lanky arms

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 2 months ago

    The store would be closed, the emergency services called, everyone would get quarantined and then you would get arrested for wasting the emergency services time and scaring the living daylight out of everyone.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 2 months ago

    He'd tell you to just pour those Corona's down the drain.  I did.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • What do you think of the answers? You can sign in to give your opinion on the answer.
  • 2 months ago

    You would be told that they didn't have anything.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • Tavy
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You would be laughed at.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • Murzy
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    He might say to wash your hands frequently.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • Satan
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    They'd probably want to know how you know you've got it

    Most likely they'd prescribe a tradiational flu remedy

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 2 months ago

    They would ask if you have been in contact with anyone who has this virus and if yes they would call an ambulance and have you taken to the infectious disease ward at local hospital and if you said no you just want to be prepared they would tell you there is nothing for this virus but make sure you wash your hands at all times and if you feel ill to take paracetamol and drink plenty of fluid an call your doctor

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    They would ex plain, very slowly and using simple words that you have to be in con-tact with some-one to get co ro na virus.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
Still have questions? Get answers by asking now.