RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

Now that everybody is staying at home, should we spare a thought for burglars?

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  • polly
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    2 months ago
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    Yes, & we might also want to spare a thought for the disgruntled workers at McDonald's & Burger King that can no longer spit in customers food because they're being made to wear face masks.

  • 2 months ago

    There is a local dog food shortage here....

    So my dogs just couldn't do without burglar burgers....

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Would they grab them by the buns?

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  • 2 months ago

    Believe it or not.......they are still going to work. 

    a school here was broken into, since they are all closed. 

    They didn't touch the computers or equipment......they cleaned out the schools   TOILET paper supply!

    I kid you not. 

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    • Weasel McWeasel
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      2 months agoReport

      some people are good at thinking outside the box like that.   Like if you wanted to find a huge supply of toilet paper.......who would have  like,   A LOT,  just sitting around? 

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  • 2 months ago

    Yes, we can for sure 😃 !

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      I thought so

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  • 2 months ago

    Burglary is way down because people are staying home after raiding the gun shop shelves and ammo bins.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Was that a shot in the dark?

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  • 2 months ago

    Drug dealers must be having a hard time too.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      The ones that sell Viagra?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Well, we could take up a collection and leave it unattended in a burglar's vicinity,

    so he can steal it and still feel vital in his role. But I recommend retraining them. Most burglars would make excellent bathroom attendants, able to steal few things of value,

    but making urinating men (& PeeWee Herman) feel uncomfortable, as the job requires.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Don't ask them to "Hold on".

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  • 2 months ago

    He got my last BURGER!.....😂😂😂😂

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  • Paula
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    2 months ago

    No need.

    They probably got the virus when they went to every pawnshop in town to sell the stuff they stole.

    They only believe in "social distancing" when they steal stuff.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      What a bunch of crooks!

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    In the U.S.A we bow our heads in moments

    of SILENCE,RR..

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  • 2 months ago

    No, this is their opportunity to do some spring cleaning; all the stuff they couldn't fence.

    Like the large black and gold painting of a Chinese junk my Aunt brought back from Hong Kong for me. Did they think it was a Rembrandt?? Even I don't want it back.

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    • ChaiTea
      Lv 5
      2 months agoReport

      Ok, you must have had a few too many (if that's possible) I also advise going home alone.

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