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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 month ago

What would happen if Disney were to buy the Catholic Church?

I thought the following possibilities:

- All the Catholic movies would be fully animated and filled with songs. Years later, they would receive low quality live-action remakes

- The Pope and its clergy would wear Mickey's ears

- Disney would put its trademark on all the holy objects (Bibles, icons, crucifix, rosary)

- The Vatican would count as a Disney Park

- Padre Pio would also be part of the Star Wars canon

- The Virgin Mary would become a Disney Princess

- All the Catholics of the world would be forced to become Disney fans

- Jesus would appear along with Mickey and Marvel heroes

- Every Disney Park would own a Church and would make a nativity scene every December

- Disney would denounce non-Catholic religions and sue non-Catholic Christians for copyright violation

- Holy objects could be bought at Disney stores

- Disney could rebuild Notre Dame

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
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    As if. Disney couldn't afford the Catholic Church. 

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  • User
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    What would happen if Disney were to buy the Earth?

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  • Bryce
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Like Disneyland, Christianity is based on fantasy.  God is a fictional character, like Mickey Mouse.

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  • The Church ain't for sale, but there isn't enough money in the world to buy it.  The Church could buy Disney as a first stage in converting the USA to Christianity, but it would be a long struggle.

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  • 1 month ago

    the pope would  star as emperor palpatine in the next star wars

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  • Kevin
    Lv 4
    1 month ago

    the bread and wine would be turned into mickey mouse oreo cookies and sugary grape juice from Gastons tavern

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