- Lonesome RhodesLv 61 month ago
Team owner Tom Hicks caught Rodriguez having sex with his pet goat and was so angry by the betrayal that he traded the overpaid degenerate to the NY Wankers for a stick figure.
- Coffee DrinkerLv 71 month ago
The rangers traded him so they wouldn't have to pay his salary.
- LegFuJohnsonLv 71 month ago
Because they traded him.