Rightman asked in News & EventsCurrent Events · 4 weeks ago

If a person never visited Britain and judged us merely by watching tv, what misconceptions would they gain?

They say that nobody's fat on American tv.  Gee, try going there!

12 Answers

  • F
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago
    Favourite answer

    From soaps:-

    1. No one owns a washing machine

    2. No one watches TV

    3.No one owns a kettle , they go to the cafe next door for a cup of tea

    4. Everyone goes to the pub everyday both lunch time and evening.

    5.No one owns a car but the garage is a thriving business.

    6. No one owns a business out right but is in a partnership with someone usually their worst enemy .

    7. No one commutes, everyone works a hundred yards from their own home . 

    From crime dramas :-

    1. The police always solve the crime 

    2. Idyllic English villages have a murder rate many times higher than New York 

    3.Every cop ( except Insp Barnaby) has a tragic back story .

    From ads:-

    1. All British families are mixed race.

    2. We are gambling addicts that have to take out loans at horrendous  interest rates to pay for it.

    From panel shows :-

    Only the same people from a chosen dozen people are allowed on British TV.

    From daytime TV:-

    1.We have to buy everything at an auction.

    2. We are constantly moving house.

    3. We are stupid enough to enter phone in competitions at £2/min.


    1. Men are idiots (correction only white straight men are idiots).

    2. Women do everything , men are idle layabouts ( see above exception).

    3. 50% of people are gay

    4. 50% are BAME

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    because mericans judge us by well my dad said and my granddad said

    I have been to the USA went on the New York Metro one-stop the Fat Bodies and the Smell was unbearable went to Mosco used their metro so clean and did not stink

    A 3 year posting to Germany after WW2 and not all Germans were Nazis

    Places like Jever who Hitler told to Fight to the end when they Knew the allies were close asked them Not to bomb their city we want to surrender So Jever and the airfield were intact

    and renamed RAF Jever

    and the British have better teeth than americans

  • 4 weeks ago

    You can't judge a country by watching television. You actually have to go there. 

  • Ludwig
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    If they watched soaps like 'Coronation Street' or 'Eastenders' they might think we were all a bunch of weird psychiatric cases.   There is some truth in that assumption, because the actors and writers of those programs mostly are weird psychiatric cases who spend half their time on the pages of Sunday newspapers and the other half in jail for kiddy fiddling or similar.

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    If a person never met and merely judged you by YA, they would think you are an uneducated, unskilled, gammon chav, brietfart loser, from a place resembling a sewer, expect a soft but firm warm gift

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    If they watch the BBC they would get the idea that the country is riddled with racism, loves the EU and did not vote in huge numbers for Boris Johnson. None of which is true. 

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    When in the Soviet Union I noticed they were mad keen on Miss Marple (Joan Hickson dubbed with an unlikely gruff voice) and Inspector Morse so presumably they must have thought that the homicide rate in idyllic rural villages and Oxford Colleges was off the scale.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    They might think that britain is an african country. When the Obamas pitched up they only met black kids. The bbc eagerly pushes this non white agenda. So much for the laughable claim of racism and ‘white privilege’.

  • 4 weeks ago

    It depends what channel they watch. If it’s the BBC they might think that some of the plebs have more that two brain cells.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    As a Brit they would probably say we watch a lot of rubbish and an awful lot of repeat shows/programmes, the BBC is the worst channel for repeats after repeats.

    If the programme is about the Brits then they probably think that we all talk like the Queen, they will not realise that there are regional accents, and not everyone went to Harrow or Eton.

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