Anonymous asked in PetsHorses · 2 months ago

Need horse joke?


8 Answers

  • 2 months ago
    Favourite answer

    Thats not funny. 🐎 horeses have emotion and feelings the same way people do.

  • 2 months ago

    A tired out of galloping horse as if can hiss pounds of you away by his always big nose holes!

  • F
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    A pony goes to the vet and says he has a sore throat. Don’t worry says the vet, (who for some reason doesn’t say “f*ck me a talking pony), you’re just a little horse.

    What do you call a three legged horse?

    A Reliant Dobbin.

    A racehorse goes into a bar with his human companions. The barman says “you can’t come in here with those trainers”.

    My horse won’t go out until it’s dark.

    It’s a nightmare.

    My horse glows in the dark. It’s rodeo active.

  • Kieth
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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  • Snezzy
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    How many farriers (horse-shoers) does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to change the bulb, and another six weeks later to tell you what a bad job the first one did.

    Another farrier joke:

    Farrier, picking up horse's hoof: "Who did this rotten job?"

    Horse's owner: "That would be you, sir, six weeks ago."

    And now a horse joke in Spanish:

    ¿Cuál es la ave nacional de México? (What's the Mexican national bird?)

    -- "La águila, seguro". (The eagle, for sure.)

    No, no, no. Es el cavallo. (No, it's the horse.) 

    - - - -[Ever watch Mexican riders? They are crazy! Crazy about horses.]

  • 2 months ago

    He talked for hours, and, eventually, his voice broke and he rode away.

  • 2 months ago

    what do horse say when it is, 

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    do horses ever get jock itch ?????

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