Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 months ago

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult. 

4 Answers

  • 3 months ago

    Mama Mia!...... I shoulda GIVE you a PISA my MIND......😂😂😂😂

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  • 3 months ago

    I guess Olive without meeting him then .

  • 3 months ago

    I never got the chance to meat him 😪

  • 3 months ago

    Well you've used up all the good puns regarding the Italian Chef, so how about the Swedish Chef?

    He choked on 'Bjork Bjork Belly"

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