Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 2 months ago

Why do I always get gassy when assembling furniture?

So yeah I was putting together this Ikea thing for my wife and just let one go that sounded like a trombone and she made me get out of the room. This wasn’t an isolated event I rip farts when I build shelves and TV stands and even very lightweight sofas. Could it have something to do with allen wrenches? I don’t eat them

2 Answers

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago
    Favourite answer

    So, when buying IKEA furniture, do you dine on the Swedish Meatballs at IKEA also?

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    that is not furniture...that may be the problem...

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