Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

If your wife told you quietly that she's a spy working for the Russian government and you better do everything she says, what would you do?

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  • 1 month ago

    Drag her azz to the nearest FBI office and turn her in.  They can have her. 

  • 1 month ago

    Not sure how to answer this question since I'm 38 and have never had a real girlfriend...

    I guess I would be tempted not to blow her cover since she might divorce me(?)

    Depends on how pretty she is I guess. :-p

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I would drive her to alcoholics anonymous, the same thing I say every time you ask this.

  • RockIt
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Laugh, and encourage her to put the bong down.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I would do her good pounding bareback, one last time, and turn her into the FBI.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Fly away with my superpower levitation ..

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