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If a thief steals some boxer shorts, can he be caught after a brief chase?

Update:

@ Mrs H - I see what you mean! It's hard to run with them around your ankles!

@ CT - And if someone wants to claim compensation, it could be a suit case

@ Anon - They would be dogging his steps

@ Pronk - But they need balls to do that

@ Elizabeth - That would be quite a combination

@  BK - That would be hard to do

@ Mr F - Hopefully, he won't go commando...

Update 2:

@ Weasel - A nice short answer...

Update 3:

@ LB - he looks pretty **** sure of himself

Update 4:

@ LB - he looks pretty c0ck sure of himself

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  • 1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    Well, he colud put up a Y-FRONT,

    hoping they get the THONG guy, in the confusion.

    Or he colud HIDE.

    But UNDER WHERE? THAT'S the question!

  • 4 weeks ago

    Kid BANTY made "SHORT" work OUT of all those CHICKENS......😂😂😂😂

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Only if you Jockey for position- 

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Only if they're too big 

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes, and once he gets to court it will be a brief case.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    If the boxer can talk, that dog would be chasing the perpetrator, demanding for his shorts back!

    If the boxer couldn't catch him, he'd call in his rottweiler and pit bull buddies for back up. And the private eye would be a golden retriever!

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Smart thieves get fast cars,&

    SPEEDO'WAY.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes ... caught by the long johns arm of the law.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes,the Boxer will catch him and get his shorts back.If you hang them on the line in the winter,they might be Mastiff shorts.

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