How do you escape satellite surveillance from FBI?

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  • 3 months ago

    Use an umbrella. You can line it with tin foil if you want to be extra secure.

  • 3 months ago

    Ha ha you keep bringing up basement over and over since Philly like my dead grandma's landlord was murdered in a basement. The problem with this is how I'm the whitest, know the least, never met him, doing the worst, don't remember being told that so I couldn't ever even actually testify without being forced to lie which would fall apart since I wasn't actually told a story that would ever stand up during cross exam 

  • 3 months ago

    That is EASY. The FBI doesn't have satellites. The NSA, and several other countries on the other hand have satellites capable of reading your license plate from space.

  • 3 months ago

    Put on a tin foil hat, and hide in the basement. 

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    I have been told that lining your baseball cap with aluminum foil prevents all means of surveillance from reading your thoughts.  Therefore, the FBI can't find you.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Living in a cave and only coming out at night would be one way.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    That should be obvious. You craft yourself a hat out of tinfoil. Be sure to pull out any metal fillings, crowns or bridges you might have in your mouth. ;-)

  • Kenny
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Don't go outside .

  • 3 months ago

    The best way is to not get on their radar in the first place. Now that I notice it's you, you are most likely to be there already. Sucks to be you. LMAO

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