Why do men in Scotland wear short skirts? Why don't they wear skirts up to their feet?

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Update:

scot means cattle in ruski language; forgive me.

Answer 1

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If a true Scotsman was to see this question, you'd be dead, dude. They aren't skirts, they're called KILTS, you disrespectful moron.

Answer 2

UP to their feet?  Feet are generally down, not up.

Scotsmen do not wear skirts.  They sometimes wear kilts.  

Answer 3

 You’d have to ask Scottish men this exact question fbdjwp

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Answer 4

 Because nobody would wear a “Skirt” Kilt 'UP' to their feet would they,when they are 'BELOW' the knees. Go back to school.

Answer 5

They want to bare it all

Answer 6

Kilts  are their ancestral heritage , and the patterns tell you which clan they belong to. 

I am of Scottish descent. 

Answer 7

So that they can flash their todgers at will without fear of prosecution. They don't wear panties. So I'm told.