How is astrology so accurate? ?

How is astrology so accurate? I’m an atheist and don’t believe in stuff like that, but I look at the zodiac traits of myself and others and they’re 99% accurate. How is this possible? 

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    basically, jews,buddhists,muslims pray head down to satan. during the night christian earthlybowdowns count 40 times more than daily earthlybowdowns. since, most of the time witches pray during the night against christians, it's best to pray at night ...maybe you could do 2000 christian earthlybowdowns.. notice that muslims-jews-buddhists stay head down which shows that they worship satan; christians have to get up super fast showing allegiance to Christ and not the devil. so, christian earthlybowdowns: u face east, legs together (so that demon don't run underneath ur legs); u look at the eyes of icon (energy goes ur way according to saint Pelageya of Ryazan); u make proper Orthodox sign of the cross (first three fingers together as if u had a pinch of salt in them; thumb always straight; ring and pinky to palm; firmly touch forehead: "in the name of the Father"; firmly touch 1cm above belly button: "and of the Son", raise hand to chest level and now move to right shoulder where three bones meet: "and of the Holy"; move to left shoulder: "Spirit. Amen"; release the fingers; hand down by ur side); u bow down on ur knees (knees together), then put hands together on the floor, then forehead on top of backofhands; as soon as ur forehead touches the back of hands, get up super fast showing allegiance to Christ (and not the devil). do 2000 times during the night against witches. 'cuz witches work hard for satan (by praying like three hours); you have to show them respect by outworking them; u feel me? but of course when u tired u could pray the Jesus prayer at least three times every hour (don't sleep 4 more than 1 hour; wake up and pray the Jesus prayer three times; then u can rest a little bit; in case witches pray real hard to satan, then u have to pray to Jesus as many times as possible); thank u; forgive me rudeness.

    Source(s): how will the gov't try to keep population constant? by changing dna from two strands to three strands using the infamous unforgivable mark of the beast; better hide, homie. hide ur kids, hide ur wife, antichrist is flyin' thru town. take ur glocks out and shoot that son of a bytch down. he's an s-o-b 'cuz his mother is a 12th generation prostitute to jews and hindus. funny thing is that she pretends to be a virgin; forgive me.
  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Simple. The statements made are so general that they can apply to anyone.

  • 1 month ago

    You make it so; savvy?

  • Two things play a large part in horoscopes and astrology: confirmation bias and being vague. Criss Angel did an awesome bit to prove how people see what they want to see in tarot readings. He would pull out tarot cards and read them random horoscopes he cut out of a newspaper and pasted to the table. People totally bought it, and were shocked when he told them what it really was.

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  • 2 months ago

    The same way professional fortune tellers are so accurate.  It's called the Forer Effect, also known as the Barnum Statement, and it's absolute dynamite.  Look it up, it's not a secret or anything.

  • 2 months ago

    It's because the writers make the answers pretty general so a lot of it is something that applies to like 90% of people. I hope this helps!!

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    UNRELATED TO PERSONAL FINANCE. And ITS PHUCKING NOT.

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