Would it be possible to hide a tape player in my dress and lip sync?

Question

Would it be possible to give the illusion that I am actually singing by hiding a tape player or other audio device in my dress and lip syncing?

Would this illusion be good enough to fool the judges in the talent part of a beauty pageant? I could find some obscure artist on YouTube that kind of sounds like me?

Just play that and hope the judges think it is me singing?

How likely is that to work?

Answer 1

No, it would not work.  It would SOUND like a tape recorder and not an actual live voice.  You would be kicked out of the pageant.

Answer 2

Where are you going to hold your microphone?

Answer 3

The sound quality will be nothing like your actual voice coming out of your mouth. It will be obvious and I hope disqualifying.

Cheating is not the way to succeed at anything.