Is there anything more Australian than being on Centrelink?

Answer 1

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The quintessential Australian is on Centrelink, wears wifebeaters all day, drinks VB for breakfast, thinks they can play cricket but can’t touch a moving ball, is morbidly obese, has never worked a day in their life, hasn’t cut their hair, shaved or taken a shower in several months. 

Answer 2

Grubbie is the quintessential Aussie. Never worked and lies.