How can I teach my dog to bark with a posh accent?
He is a brave little Jack Russell, and he dutifully barks at peasants when I am telling them to get off my land, but he sounds too yappy and has a naturally friendly face. People just laugh at him and want to pet him.
PS : He is good at growling and biting.
Thanks everyone for some funny answers.
@Jack - I pinned back his ears. It worked, He barked in Polish.
- JackolanternLv 72 months agoFavourite answer
Pin his ears back together with a cloths pin. Works every time! Oh, wait. I thought you meant 'Polish'. Sorry!
- Laughing BOYLv 72 months ago
They USUALLY come WITH a "POOCH" accent.......😂😂😂😂
Stop teaching it to say 'sausages'. Get it to say 'Chorizo' or 'Bratwurst'.
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- PronkLv 72 months ago
- Anonymous2 months ago
First, you need to bark yourself in a posh accent, the dog will pick up on that.
- Big KahunaLv 72 months ago
Get a Mastiff upper lip and all that rot.
- BuzzLv 52 months ago
Put a plumb in his mouth 😉
- 2 months ago
Send him to The Posh Language School for dogs at Oxford
- bluebonnetgrannyLv 72 months ago