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How can I teach my dog to bark with a posh accent?

Update:

He is a brave little Jack Russell, and he dutifully barks at peasants when I am telling them to get off my land, but he sounds too yappy and has a naturally friendly face. People just laugh at him and want to pet him.

PS : He is good at growling and biting.

Update 2:

Thanks everyone for some funny answers.Β 

@Jack - I pinned back his ears. It worked, He barked in Polish.

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  • 2 months ago
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    Pin his ears back together with a cloths pin. Works every time! Oh, wait. I thought you meant 'Polish'. Sorry!

  • 2 months ago

    They USUALLY come WITH a "POOCH" accent.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Have the best of Dame Celia Molestrangler and Binkie Huckaback playing on a loop in his kennel.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=kc2YLzzGx9k

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    Source(s): Round The Horne
  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Stop teaching it to say 'sausages'.Β  Get it to say 'Chorizo' or 'Bratwurst'.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Sounds imposhable..🧐

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    First, you need to bark yourself in a posh accent, the dog will pick up on that.Β 

  • 2 months ago

    Get a Mastiff upper lip and all that rot.

  • Buzz
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    Put a plumb in his mouth πŸ˜‰Β 

  • 2 months ago

    Send him to The Posh Language School for dogs at OxfordΒ 

  • 2 months ago

    Mission Impossible....

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