Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If a dentist marries a manicurist, will they end up fighting tooth and nail?


@ Weasel - He might not be up to scratch

@ LBM - Thanks for having a stab at it

@ Pronk - He might want a bird with a great bottom

@ Adullah - That would be fine with them

@ BK - That might be beastly

@ Vega - And bore her to death

Update 2:

@ LB - But he had no teeth

7 Answers

  • 2 months ago
    Favourite answer

    I knew a CARPENTER that CHEWED his NAILS...... Never SUFFERED from an IRON deficiency.......😂😂😂😂

  • 2 months ago

    well the last thing you want is a dentist with sharp pointy nails. 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    They sure will RR if ya get my point.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes..Where as an ornithologist & a proctologist wolud tern the other cheek.🧐

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  • 2 months ago

    Both of them would be ending up in the Police station for paying fine.

  • 2 months ago

    Yes,and if a dentist marries a veterinarian,they could get hoof'n'mouth disease,I spoze.

  • 2 months ago

    I'm sure in the end the dentist lawyer would drill the manicurist so badly that she'd break a nail 

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