Can you use a chainsaw while intoxicated?

Answer 1

 Me? No chance whatsoever. Though you are quite welcome to do so should you wish.

Answer 2

I suppose I could, but not going to try it.

Answer 3

Sure, but don’t coming running to me when you have an accident.

Answer 4

yes, be sure to get as drunk as possible for optimum chainsaw efficiency

Answer 5

No, I can not use a chainsaw ... intoxicated or not.

Chainsaws scare me because I don't know how to use them.

Answer 6

I would not feel safe using a chainsaw at all.

Answer 7

Please do--we need the space for a less moronic human being. 

Answer 8

yes , best time to use them . get them going is easy , just stopping it is tricky .

Answer 9

I am not aware of any law prohibiting it. Using potentially dangerous power tools while intoxicated is a good way to sustain serious bodily injury.

Answer 10

Anyone who says you can doesn't have a leg to stand on.