Why do I sleep well at night knowing that Trump is a free bird and libs can’t do nothin bout that?

Answer 1

How do you feel about all the poor suckers who are in jail right now for doing what he said?

Answer 2

Because you're psycho.

Answer 3

I can't sleep at night thinking about how beautiful is Ivanka.

She brings me there.

Answer 4

Because he can't hurt you since you aren't in America.

Answer 5

Count the days. 

Answer 6

I suspect the SDNY will charge his the week after the inauguration.  I doubt he'll see prison time, but hefty fines and house arrest may be in his future.  

And I sleep well knowing we'll have an adult president in a week. 

Answer 7

It helps that you're in Moscow.

Answer 8

You are brain damaged is why.

Answer 9

Trump found a new place for his conspiracy theories